AduroT's Stuffes

lizzymodblog:

Burglar often jumps onto my stomach.

It’s adorable and painful.

It’s apainaful.

If I’m laying on my couch and I hear the cat/s come running down the hall and thru the kitchen I reflexively curl up as they will otherwise leap to the back of the couch, using my crotch as a springboard.

zedrin-maybe:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

Holy shit was this ever true.

mini-tuffs:

annygrave:

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=609038

my otp

zieli:

so cool

dailysleepingspike:
zedrin-maybe:

ragingfeminist:

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

Fat free yort

weigwaters      ened

zedrin-maybe:

ragingfeminist:

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

Fat free yort

weig
waters
      ened

tgweaver:

so let’s say you lose.
what happens then

I’ll tell you what: it gets awkward for everybody involved

Filthy heretic…

Filthy heretic…

conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

conspicuouslad:

the-art-pimpette:

flyingcuttlefish:

Android 18 is seriously one of the most underrated DBZ characters.

i seriously think the only reason she didn’t outright kill him was because her daughter was right there.

Hey
gearholder
if robots aren’t for sexual, how do you explain Krillan & 18?

CY-FUCKIN-BORG.

Excuse you it’s ANDROID 18
She was never human!

Actually, 18 and her brother Did used to be human.